How I want you -- Quiz: is a genius loving you -- Old -- How to date a mezzo -- How could you hate your mother? (Let me tell you) -- How to date a writer -- Julius Caesar: a play review -- Bun head -- Centerfold -- I am America (and so can you!): a book review -- Glad garbage-bag man: a psychological portrait in film -- Are you dating a man ready for middle-class marriage? -- Tell me. Why does he have to have a head? -- How an internet quiz saved my love-life and made me some money too -- This story is wearing a labcoat: very scientific! -- How to date a gay man -- Dylan Begee hated my vibrator -- Jared: a psychological portrait of a subway dauphin in CD's --- How to date a lawn bowler -- Chuck-chik -- I tend to the tail end.