In this comedic look at real life events that are almost too bizarre to believe, reporter Bob Wilton discovers an experimental top-secret wing of the U.S. military called The New Earth Army, trained to change the ways wars are fought through New Age psychic power. In search of his next big story, Wilton tracks down Lyn Cassady, a shadowy figure who claims to be a member of this legion of 'Warrior Monks' with unparalleled psychic powers who can read the enemy's thoughts, pass through walls, and even kill a goat simply by staring at it.