Harriet Manners knows almost every fact there is. She knows duck-billed platypuses don't have stomachs. She knows that fourteen squirrels were once detained as spies. She knows only one flag in the world features a building. And for once, Harriet knows exactly how her life should go. She's got it all planned out. So when love is in the air, Harriet is determined to Make Things Happen. If only everyone else would stick to the script.