It's ok that I'm this way -- Rednecks and shiny stuff -- Commemorative plates -- Rednecks play the lottery -- Bubble wrap -- Super-size them fries -- You might be a redneck if ... -- Redneck stomp -- First single's apartment -- Security deposit -- Morning after -- She has a boyfriend -- I need some space -- Party all night with special guest Little Texas -- Men's/Women's magazines -- Bikini season -- You will get remarried -- Totally committed -- Clampetts go to Maui -- Howdy from Maui -- I'm from Georgia -- Words in the South -- My favorite Southern word -- NASA & Alabama -- Southern accent -- Redneck games -- Redneck 12 days of Christmas.