WANTED! A caretaker for Roundhouse Row holiday cottages. WHERE? Nelson's Bar is the perfect little village. Nestled away on the Norfolk coast we can offer you no signal, no Wi-Fi and - most importantly - no problems! WHO? The ideal candidate will be looking for an escape from their cheating scumbag ex-fiancÔe, a diversion from their entitled cousin, and a break from their traitorous friends. WHAT YOU'LL GET! Accommodation in a chocolate-box cottage, plus a summer filled with blue skies and beachside walks. Oh, and a reunion with the man of your dreams. PLEASE NOTE: We take no responsibility for any of the above scumbags, passengers and/or traitors walking back into your life ...