Aliens don't carve Jack-o'-lanterns / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

The Bride of Frankenstein doesn't bake cookies / illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Robots don't catch chicken pox / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Dracula doesn't rock and roll / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Double trouble monsters / by Marcia Thornton Jones and Debbie Dadey ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Giants don't go snowboarding.

Bogeymen don't play football / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Monsters don't scuba dive / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Gremlins don't chew bubble gum / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Cupid doesn't flip hamburgers / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Skeletons don't play tubas / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.