It's Pat: While everyone wants to uncover the truth about Pat, Pat's neighbor becomes particularly obsessed wtih Pat's underlying identity; he'll stop at nothing to gain carnal knowledge. Then Pat falls in love with the equally androgynous Chris, and it spawns a huge neighborhood debate.

Cabin Boy: Nathaniel is a spoiled rich kid, whose plans for a Hawaiian cruise backfire, finding him lost at sea with a gang of salty old sailors.

Frank McKlusky, C.I.: Hilarious things happen to a claims investigator who takes his job a little too seriously. When he suspiciously loses his partner on the job, Frank must become a master of disguise, take on a sexy new partner and grab evidence to bust up the biggest insurance scam going.