Sea serpents don't juggle water balloons / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Gargoyles don't drive school buses / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Mrs. Jeepers in outer space / illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Vampires don't wear polka dots.

Giants don't go snowboarding.

Wizards don't wear graduation gowns / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones.

Werewolves don't run for president / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Leprechauns don't play fetch / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones.

Dracula doesn't play kickball / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones ; illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

The Bride of Frankenstein doesn't bake cookies / illustrated by John Steven Gurney.

Ogres don't hunt Easter eggs / by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones.