"I now pronounce you man and wife." There are few phrases as sobering, with the possible exception of "We have lift-off" and "This country is at war." Kids. Dogs. Neighbors. In-laws. These were all warm-ups to the Main Event: Erma Bombeck on marriage. Irresistible Force met Immovable Object on the sunny day in 1949 when Erma and Bill Bombeck plighted their troth. Now, from their canned chili days of "Living on Love" to "How Much Happiness Can We Finance?" through "Creative Arguing", from "A House Divided Cannot Stand One Another", to "Run for Your Life" and "For Better or for Work", Erma serves up - as only she can - the timeless tales of laughter and love that have defined couples since Adam and Eve.