Welcome to the Castle of Dark Dreams, the yummiest attraction in an adult theme park where women take erotic role-playing to new heights with only the most dangerously tempting men. Okay, so they're not quite human, but that's a secret. Tonight, Eric, the castle's resident vampire, will prove that he's everything bad should be. Talk-show host Donna Nolan--on the lookout for a weird and wacky story--finds it when she braves the Castle of Dark Dreams and meets Eric. With the coldest blue eyes and the hottest mouth she's ever seen, he's a primitive call to the wild in every woman. Love between a talk-show host and a vampire shouldn't be possible. But then, strange things happen in the Castle of Dark Dreams.