Top ten things Samantha Madison isn't ready for: 10. Spending Thanksgiving at Camp David; 9. With her boyfriend, the president's son; 8. Who appears to want to take their relationship to the Next Level; 7. Which Sam inadvertently and shockingly announces live on MTV; 6. While appearing to support the president's dubious policies on families, morals, and yes, sex; 5. Juggling her new after-school job at Potomac Video; 4. Even though she already has a job as teen ambassador to the UN (that she doesn't get paid for); 3. Riding the Metro and getting accosted because she's "the redheaded girl who saved the president's life," in spite of her new, semipermanent Midnight Ebony tresses; 2. Experiencing total role reversal with her popular sister Lucy, who for once can't get the guy she wants . And the number-one thing Sam isn't ready for? 1. Finding out the hard way that in art class, "life drawing" means "naked people."