Need a super school excuse for explaining why you: were late for school, flunked a test, didn't do your homework, won't eat the cafeteria food, had to go to the nurse's office, need more lunch money, didn't make the team, or can't reveal your report card? Let Garfield, the Sultan of School Excuses, help you explain why you couldn't, shouldn't, wouldn't do this, that, or the other!