When Lane Coolman's car is bashed from behind on the road to the Florida Keys, what appears to be an ordinary accident is anything but (this is Hiaasen!). Behind the wheel of the other car is Merry Mansfield, the eponymous Razor Girl, and the crash scam is only the beginning of events that spiral crazily out of control while unleashing some of the wildest characters. There's Trebeaux, the owner of Sedimental Journeys; a company that steals sand from one beach to restore erosion on another. Dominick 'Big Noogie' Aeola, a NYC mafia capo with a taste for tropic-wear. Buck Nance, a Wisconsin accordionist who has rebranded himself as the star of a redneck reality show called Bayou Brethren.