March of the wooden soliers: Stannie Dum and Ollie Dee are toy makers who must stop the evil Barnaby and his plot to marry Little Bo Peep.

The flying deuces: Ollie is heartbroken to find the woman he loves is already married. In an effort to forget his heartache, he convinces Stan to join him and enlist in the French Foreign Legion. However, conditions are not what the boys had been prepared for and things take a turn for the worse when the pair is charged with desertion!