The 95-page epistle features new "non-radio" Double Exposure bits. These take the form of multiple-choice questions, such as: "Alan Thicke got his name because of: a) his parents; b) his I.Q.; or c) he didn't like his real name, Alan Idiot." There are also plenty of spoof political memos, like liberal MP Roseanne Skokes' open letter to the caucus, which begins "My fellow Liberals, as you are all no doubt aware by now, I am the heavenly conscience of the Liberal Party of Canada, and I want to alert you, once more, to the fact that all homosexuals are bad.... As the takeover becomes complete, they're going to force us to go to Broadway musicals, and call each other darling."