When a competition is announced, a crazed carnival atmosphere seizes St. Jude Without. The residents dust off their rusty social skills in an attempt to encourage tourism to this hither-to forgotten cove. Carmel can only watch in horror and hope that the ghost of Captain Jeremiah Ryan will overcome his fears and intervene with his descendants before they spread their warfare across the water to neighboring Bell Island, their deadliest rivals. Madness descends as the competitive spirit spirals out of control, but will Phonse and the crowd really go so low as to kill for the prize?