Everything I Know About Poop is a children's book that starts with the lines, "Everyone knows how to make a nice poop! And people who do not know, learn sooner or later." The books shows a number of animals that poop (elephant, whale, bird, dog, cat, etc.) and then shows the process of how a human poops (rushing to the toilet, waiting patiently, toilet paper, flushing, and washing and drying hands).