I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.

I broke my butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who accidentally glues a serving tray to his injured behind and becomes the envy of his friends when the tray proves useful for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun and games.

My butt is so noisy!: A rhyming story that follows a young boy who has a series of hilarious adventures courtesy of the sounds his bothersome backside makes.