Pistachio has always known she was a princess. When a mysterious gift turns up on her birthday, she knows it’s only a matter of time before her real parents, the king and queen of Papua, arrive to take her away. But in the meantime, her so-called parents still make her eat her spinach and get up for school. Her so-called friends still laugh when she wears her new gold crown to class. And her so-called baby sister still makes endless trouble. What’s a princess to do?